I was working in the lab late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

For my monster from his slab began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash 
He did the Mash, it caught on in a flash 

From my laboratory in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast 
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
   

   

To get a jolt from my electrode


They did the mash, they did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They  did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the mash, they did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun


The guests included wolfman, dracula and his son
The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds
  
            

       
Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds 
They played the mash, they played the monster mash


They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
The Monster, and it's a graveyard smash!

    







Halloween Jokes

the top ten signs you are too old for trick-a-treating:

10. You become winded from knocking on the door.

9. You hire another kid to chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and forget the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You need to keep a check on your pacemaker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.


Happy Halloween to all, and to all a fright night