"Bruce Payne clad in S&M leather is so sexy it's no surprise all the women
he comes in contact with want to be a part of his virtual reality porn game."
--  Alexandra Nakelski in a review of Paranoia 1.0 in Fangoria



The Neighbor


















Hey, Neighbor, what are you doing to that styrofoam cup?





 





Did you get the gloves at PetSMart too?



   

I'm  feeling no payne...







     
Look at my pictures. They're...different...



 


  


  


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Check out The Neighbor's Better Than Sex Chocolate Cake Recipe.
Not your everyday recipe!  Whew!